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Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. She got on the scale and it read 117 so she won a prize. When the ride was over, John again asked Kim what she would like to do. The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. By this time, John figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.

Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton wadding, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go? " So the dentist says, "Okay, we'll have to go with the gas." The cowboy replies, "Absolutely not. I'm not having gas." So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water, "Here," he says. " The doc replies, "Viagra." The cowboy looks surprised and asks, "Will that kill the pain?

" A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party.

When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not darling? "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning." DEATH While walking along the pavement in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and John lost his dollar.

Please don't stop there though - my ego is directly linked to the influx of various items from all corners and without it I'd lapse into a vegetative. What don't I want is probably easier so basically just avoid anything with cruelty and/or sex with kids and/or animals and you should be right. It's insulting to those of us who actually know something about Islam, just like it would be insulting to Christians to spread pictures in non-Christian countries insinuating that radical evangelical hate groups (like the Westboro baptist church) represent all of Christendom.

Those people are definitely assholes, but they are not representative of 99% of Christians, just like clitoral mutilation is not advocated by 99% of Muslims.

When she enters the bathroom, she finds that there is barely enough water in the bath to cover the bath plug. " OPINIONS On the first day of school, a new starter handed his teacher a note from his mother.

The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents..." KETCHUP A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar.

Not saying that you're intentionally supporting this by posting it to your page, but wanted to give you the reason why I find such posts to be ridiculous at best, and fucking despicable at worst.

There's enough mail this week to go and start a whole other site but what fun would that be for me... Thanks however go to everyone who has filled my box. Yo Orsm, Big fan of your site, not so much a fan of the ignorant shit people seem fond of sending you.

Every email is welcome no matter how many times I've seen it or how grossly offensive it is. In this case, the anti-Muslim crap that you get from those who just want to demonize all Muslims based on the actions of Muslim extremists.

The Pakistani Cricket team's hotel burnt down last night.

Police are still trying to establish who threw the match. He comes back with "Does the farmer know you've got out?

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